Sometimes, just sometimes, Gabey’s not in trouble.

Ian: Let’s drive [to pre-K] today, okay?

Gabe: Aw. But why?

Ian: Well, while Gabey’s at school, Daddy has to go get a sticker for the car.

Gabe: Why?

Ian: If I don’t get this sticker, I could get in trouble.

Gabe: What?!  Why will I get in trouble?!?!

Ian: Ha ha ha.   No, sweetie.   *Daddy* will get in trouble, if he doesn’t get the sticker.

Gabe: *Daddy* will get in trouble?

Ian: Yup.

Gabe: lol

Ian: lol

Gabe: LOL

Ian: LOL

… [[ hugs and tickles ensue ]]